I have a bird in my mouth!

This morning as we were getting ready for the day, we were being silly while Eli was getting dressed he got the hiccups from giggling. He paused as they started up and with a look of disgust said, "I have a bird in my mouth!" I said, "You have a bird in your mouth?! Let Mama see." I looked in his mouth and assured him there wasn't a bird in his mouth. Convinced that there really was a bird in his mouth, Eli said, "I go to the dcotor. The doctor will fix it."