Damn Squirrels!

One evening I was bringing the recycling to the end of the driveway when this dumb squirrel started barking at me. It was looking right at me, which freaked me out even more... So, I Googled to see if anyone else in the world has heard of a Barking Squirrel and sure enough... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFN_Yfx6fUM This video is exactly the noise the squirrel was making at me. Thank the Lord someone got evidence!

After the barking incident, I decided I needed to take action! So, I did some research on Squirrel repellent. After I learned the best stuff on the market is Fox Urine (gross!) at $30 a gallon; I knew I had to get creative and come up with a more cost effective and less nasty option. One day as I was watering my plants, it dawned on me! My hose with the Super-Power-Jet-Stream attachment! I shared my idea with Nick. I told him the next time one of those rodents even looks at me, I am squirting it! Nick just laughed and told me I need to chill out about the squirrels. Then one day while Nick was outside he noticed the nasty Albino Squirrel that moved into one of our trees. Take a wild guess what he did? Yep, he turns on the hose and shoots the nasty Albino Squirrel right out of the tree! The dumb Squirrel fell out of the tree and ran away! Neither of us have seen it since!

I know some of you people think they are cute...some of you even feed them peanuts off your deck (you know who you are!). If the dumb things wouldn't bark at me, I wouldn't hate them so much. My goal is to simply let them know if they come to The Sundsmo house, they are going to get hosed!